maferdlg:

dutchster:

when you look inside the toilet before you flush

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when you look inside the toilet before you flush and you are in your period

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via broadwaybrunetterapunzel)

windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

(Source: vampirequeenarchives, via devotedhopelessly)

shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

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